Hands down the most beautiful livery of all time.

Stop watching reality TV. It’s all exploitative garbage.

Calvin and Hobbes is one of the most brilliant things ever written about the human condition.

It will be $40k IF Nissan builds it.

In high school I worked at McDonald’s (1994-1996), and even then, orange juice was the most expensive drink on our menu by far. So this honestly doesn’t surprise me.

I think you might be referring to patina. I don’t think anyone considers dirt and mouse droppings a “structural part of the car.” In fact, the thick layer dirt actually protected the paint so if carefully removed and cleaned by a professional detailer? This car could look almost new in the right hands.

This looks like a job for...

Evidently this is perfectly OK under CA law for them to do this. Which is, of course, bullshit. Be careful who you vote for...

When did Jalop get such a weird, albeit slight, anti EV stance?

2) I’ll never trust a modded car put up for sale so soon after the mods. Sometimes, guys run out of money. Sometimes, they ruin the car.

Main lesson - don’t rent from Turo.

Does anyone else find it odd that the perpetrators come down the street and only target that car?

I don’t think Larry from Ammo NYC could clean this up enough to get even close to the $17,000 asking price.

...but nobody wants to be driving around with a manual transmission in 2023.

For me it’s the EQS’ odd, bulbous styling that doesn’t really fit in with the rest of MB’s styling language. I thing they missed an opportunity to make the EQS more of a flagship crossover, like Cadillac did with the Lyriq.

Honestly, I would just have it wrapped and call it a day.

If that is indeed a paint job and not a wrap, ND.

Even in Jalopnik’s hay day a decade ago, spelling and grammar errors were rampant, so no... it would appear no one there has the time or desire to proofread their blog posts.

Butt busting, spine rattling, kidney shaking, whiplash inducing car is somehow luxury now.

This car may be priced too high currently, but it is NOT a $1,500 car. Be reasonable.