cousin of mine was thrown from his car when hit by a drunk driver when I was a kid. He survived. Doctors told him that if he had been wearing his seat belt he would’ve been sawed in half. There are plenty of similar cases that it’s a little silly to believe that if she would’ve been wearing her seatbelt she would’ve…

Please, oh fucking please, let reality imitate fiction.

You want even more cunty basketball behavior? Look at the rest of the clip when his teammate passes the ball to him, and he’s standing next to the bench drinking from a gatorade cup and kicks the ball. Note there are only 4 other players on the court, so he’s IN the game.

Never Forget:

You’re right about Yankees hats in the UK, to the point that it just seems to be the default baseball cap. Every sports store I’ve seen carries a couple and people wear them all over the place.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Caucasians are really feeling themselves in Trump’s America.

There’s never a reason to hit a woman. He did the right and proper thing by her. He will be more mindful of her needs from now on I am sure.

Sooooo... about that no excuse to hit a woman thing

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

As a cubs fan I’m thrilled we won’t see him again this year. That was a masterful performance and I’m jealous giants fans get to watch him work regularly.

And even then, the employee has to be black.

If there was ever a time for a kidnapping... Make it happen

All Asshole Racist Trolls:

It’s all just a marketing scheme, you guys.

This reminds me of a Law & Order episode. They find the body of a young boy who has been beaten to death, and he has a battery in his mouth. At first they think it’s a weird sex killing, but eventually realize it’s a friend of his, a ten-year-old girl with psychopathic tendencies and once she came out of her…

A lot of times it means both. I’ve been asked that in Oak Lawn neighborhood of Dallas back in 2004 and the guy meant meth and jacuzzi action with other men. I realized then that ‘do you party’ is very ambiguous.

In the heterosexual couple example, my mind goes to swinging. In that example, I want clarification, and my response would probably be “yes fine sir, I do drugs.” If they respond with “yeah, but do you party?” - I know I’m in trouble.