“We are family here at Alabama. I’m the father, you see, overseeing all my boys out there toiling in the football fields, picking footballs off the ground and out of the air. You gotta teach them tough love, and know when to whip them into shape. Now, Maurice Smith...**chuckles** we gave him the nickname Toby...but he…

The fuck did the Bears do to you?

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

Nice try, but as a white guy I’d consider Trump “colored.” (a shade of salmon covered in circus peanuts, is a color)

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

July 31, 2011: Announced he had been diagnosed with Boarderline Personality Disorder, and has been undergoing treatment to understand and manage his condition ever since.

And give first responders time to provide additional security, if they were available....

Pictured: A Bear, whose world is governed by strength, that has zero fucks to give about your goddamn kayak.

You could have just kept it on the lo, mein.

When keepin it real goes wrong...

Only in my own bathroom, or one of my friend’s bathrooms, or on a stoop anywhere within 30 miles.