His momma calls him Tuh-rod, Ima call him Tuh-rod!

Just found my new go to phrase for the next month! Every time something goes wrong in my life, I’m going to SCREAM “IT’S A GLITCH YO!!!!!” Over and over, even in public!

Every summer when I hear about another young man who died during preseason training I get physically sick. Brings back the memory of seeing a member of my H.S. football program being carried into the school from the practice field and put in the pool in a effort to lower his temperature. That was August 1995, and…

Just to play devil’s advocate for a sec, if your reasoning for why their picture is inappropriate is because the site is where thousands of innocent Americans lost there lives; using the same logic would mean nowhere on the continent is appropriate for a picture. Millions of Native Americans were slaughtered or…

Dammit Man!

First Rule: You do not talk about ‘Fight Club’

I’m a Sales and Finance Mngr at a Kia dealership and have been driving the 2018 Kia Stinger GT2 for a few days, I GOTTA HAVE ONE!

Sounds like the list of someone who can’t stop “SMOKING THE WEEEEE-DA!”

Damn I feel like a real jackass right now. I was watching the game with the volume muted and didn’t hear the commentary about the fog. I fucked with the pic settings for 10min before packing up my brand new tv so I could take it back today. Went to sleep pissed. Literally read this article while in the lot at Best Buy…

Those 25 yr old cases of Zima you’ve been drinking have destroyed your frontal lobe

What kind of asshole takes 30 parking spots on a single street. I was expecting to see a private garage.

When the hell did Bill Murray start coaching soccer?

Damn the game! Let’s talk about the whiskey induced ministroke Kraft just had on live TV!

So.... we’re just going to ignore that the Bills hired Dead Mike from CB4 as GM

I agree, he was asking for it.

Sooooo... about that no excuse to hit a woman thing

I like to give high 5's after sex! Recognition for a job well done!

I believe that Michael Jordan’s retirement was a cover for a coming suspension related to sports gambling

“You see those areas of inactivity in the brain there, its supposed to be like that!"