Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

Kind of a long winded way to call the guy a dick.

Carr loves to wax on how into Jesus and love he is and how being famous is only about spreading the word of the lord or whatever, but one guy has a slightly spicy take and suddenly it’s time to fist fight him? K dude.

When your spades partner forgets you declared nil.

I can’t tear my eyes off of Eric Gordon’s reaction in that GIF.

“Looks like heads up basketball to me.”

I don’t consider this any one party or persons fault. Both parties deserve equal blame on this one. Someone needs to swallow their pride and put us back to work. I would not mind an apology from both sides as well.

I’m sure the NCAA will ruin this.

Hey, so, you know that he was statistically the 2nd worst kicker in the league and his misses in regular season games actually cost the Bears wins and what would have been a 1st round bye?

Well I will just keep not doing it, then.

Go fuck yourself, you obfuscating asshole

If you remember the name of a curler, you are by definition a huge curling fan.

Man, fuck Buck and Aikman for not getting the reference.

lol, what a piece of shit.

Wait, you think Shannon Sharpe is funny and “slays ppl”? 

Ah Malört, the drink that hipsters love to pretend they enjoy. The taste is one of gasoline and lawn trimmings. It is the drink equivalent of licking a lawnmower. There is a real earthy quality to the drink, dirt. It tastes like dirt and ammonia, and store brand Pine-Sol. It is not a drink to be enjoyed, but to be a…

The old man in the black sweater and black Sox cap must have ice water in his veins 

He’s got Amin follow-through.