My 1997 K2500 is not spying on me.

This, my friend, is the joke.

My son is graduating college in May, and I’m going to give him the E30. He loves it, and I’m ready to try something new. Never owned a Porsch-uh, convertible or midengined (other than a brief fiasco with trying to use a Fiero for RallyCross), so thinking that a used Boxster would be a good new experience.

I say modestly as the Brabus ForTwo maintains the standard model’s 70 horsepower turbo triple engine. It does have remapped shift points for the five-speed auto manual...

Paging Mercedes Streeter. Ms Mercedes, your NP may be here.

“Ariya” is Japanese for “better than a Fisker”

I’m sorry I know this, BUT

A Chad is a good thing? I thought it was a male Karen. I’m so confused with slang today. I miss the tubular, bodacious days.

I guess the Prowler is cool and all, but man, factoring inflation that’s an $84,000 car. No wonder they could barely move the things.

The BMW XM

First Gear: If you keep having to remind people you’re the one holding the reins... You are losing your grip.

Coward. 

Problem is, you’d occasionally have to look at the back end of the thing

I hope I don’t either. But I’m not sure. Much like Nickelback albums, someone is buying them.  Statistically, some of them are people I know.

I’m gonna go dump a box of tea in a harbor, just to be safe.

Jesus Christ. Extremism has been a known and largely ignored problem in our armed forces for decades. It’s only going to get worse under Shitler.

Part of the problem is that it runs trains at high speeds through notoriously flat Florida where they cross 178 rail street-level crossings over 66.5 miles.

Zis iss not gut.

I was witnessing to them... honest... trying to talk them out of the life of sin they lead and into the arms of Jesus. And yes, sometimes that takes all night.