Ah the apocolypse proof cybertruck. You know unless it rains, there’s a puddle, a small stream, dirt and/or grass, an update, or even a light fart.

-I understand that someone has forced your Waymo vehicle to stop and is trying to assault you. Let me get you some help for this issue.

I can appreciate the work that went into it but damn that’s ugly. 

If a used Transit Connect is in the mix, why not include the RAM Promaster City, as well? (I’ll also second the Prius V suggestion.)

“two replica firearms”

two replica firearms

Are you asking why a perpetual energy machine doesn’t exist?

There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

Trump is a gullible person who will go in the direction of whomever has his ear at the time.  

“When he doesn’t get what he wants, he changes direction slightly and flies forward again.”

it begs the question who does Trump think will buy these more expensive electric models?

This is all I can think of

Forgot the z, gringo.

Yeah, no.

Southern Indian rats be all, “What’s up with this mild-ass shit?  Can I get a few ghosts and maybe a reaper in my tape buffet?”

Everyone should drive something HUGE, like the biggest box truck you can rent. Or a really big RV. A bus. A semi, if you could.

Where’s Luigi when you need him?

Because my Buick TourX does all that just as easily. 

Give us full Lude or give us nothing!

I figured by now we would at least be up to the Honda Lude