Are you asking why a perpetual energy machine doesn’t exist?

There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

Trump is a gullible person who will go in the direction of whomever has his ear at the time.  

“When he doesn’t get what he wants, he changes direction slightly and flies forward again.”

it begs the question who does Trump think will buy these more expensive electric models?

This is all I can think of

Forgot the z, gringo.

Yeah, no.

Southern Indian rats be all, “What’s up with this mild-ass shit?  Can I get a few ghosts and maybe a reaper in my tape buffet?”

Everyone should drive something HUGE, like the biggest box truck you can rent. Or a really big RV. A bus. A semi, if you could.

Where’s Luigi when you need him?

...to the kind of terrible 1971 Steve McQueen vehicle “Le Mans.”

Exactly. All of it.

Because my Buick TourX does all that just as easily. 

Give us full Lude or give us nothing!

I figured by now we would at least be up to the Honda Lude

Your argument is unassailable.

Trump is a such a dumb cunt.

It should be noted that we didn’t get the V10 TDI in the Phaeton. If you wanted the V10 TDI in America you had to buy a Touareg like I did.

Hey Siri, remind me in 25 years