I’ve heard in a lot of states it’s better to flee when drunk and hitting something because then you can come back the next day and do what this asshole did and not be drunk. Of course results vary based on skin tone.

Guaranteed he was fucking drunk. How else do you a) hit someone on the side of the road, b) think it’s a fucking DEER, and c) decide you don’t need to come back until the following morning?

The reason is wagons are cool. 

If I was in the market for a $100k+ electric car, this would be it.

This is the version I'd want if I was spending over $100k on an electric Porsche for some reason.

Counterpoint: The world will be a little better with the Cross Turismo. If anyone can make long roofs cool again to the general public, it’s Porsche.

What kind of clown is gonna buy a Kia Carnival?

Mine was in 2006, at a Ford dealership in either Burbank or North Hollywood (I forget which). I was tired of dealing with my manual Mazda Protege in LA traffic, and wanted to trade it in on an automatic Focus. They had the car I wanted (ZX3 SE, in black) so we sat down to figure out the deal. I handed the Mazda keys…

I only really have one “positive” dealership experience, where they had me in and out in under 15 minutes. That was buying a Nissan Juke back in 2012. Since then, I’ve bought from CarMax (also pretty quick and painless), and twice from one Chrysler/Jeep/Dodge/RAM dealer (a long process, but I never thought “I’m being…

Still without power and yet, here you are instead of fleeing to Cancun. Good on you!

Neutral: This week sucked. I didn’t have power for the past four days. I was fairly prepared, but there still wasn’t much we could do to help anyone else.

As a 16-17 year-old I woulda loved this. but I’m 52..

ND ND ND I’m sure he paid attention to details, the front end and this say all I need to know:

I apologize profusely to Rob, but I took one look at the pictures and went straight to NO DICE! It’s SGP (Some Guys Project) and the front end mess tells me all I need to know.

Kia Stinger’s key fob, detonator styled. 

Don’t do it unless you really want to see your comment in a slide show tomorrow.

Panamera still has the coolest deployable spoiler in recent history:

Altima...that’s a car, right? Sounds like a car name.

Where they have failed, we can succeed. I actually just scrolled up to remember the name, and by the time I scrolled back down... I forgot. I think it’s called the Altus?

I’m glad it’s not just me! Their Fax Machine naming convention wouldn’t help me even if I could tell them apart!