No, but if you buy the GT3, you then GET to buy the watch. 

Does it come with that sweet watch?

Someone’s gotta do it...

They will answer as soon as the electricity will be back.

It’s based off of your browsing history, pervert

Username checks out!

Stop dwelling on it and just order one already. 

You gon have to tell more about this golden age when police were helpful and courteous

i know you’ve all seen me type this before but,

The Accord is a good choice for a priest because it’s what Jesus drove (even though he didn’t like to talk about it much).

Hellcat!

So this is what Cyril is doing with his retirement...

I don’t think I’ll eat Calamari ever again after reading that...

I don’t know why these days everyone seems to be opposed to recasting roles.  I’m not an idiot, my mind won’t melt down trying to process everyone calling some new lady Cara Dune.

Yet they are the first, THE FIRST AND LOUDEST, to tell everyone else to take personal responsibility, pull themselves up by their bootstraps and to suck it up snowflake and act like an adult and always victim blame.

Dammit.  Now you’ve gone and ruined calamari for me. 

....but you’ll be driving a $100k+ dodge lol. Going into a hairpin corner at 65mph, actually scrap that - ANY corner - at 65mph, I’d rather be in the Lexus.

The Charger’s only faster until the first corner.

I know this is going to come as a strange concept to you, but this is what some of us would refer to as a “reliable daily driver.” Hear me out for a moment, because I think I may help you see the light...

The sound I made when I saw the pictures of this truck made my students look at me funny