Hawaii. Simple. Classic.

Both cops will probably resign. Then, they’ll work in a neighboring jurisdiction with a termination hanging over their heads.

Is he taking delivery in a CarMax parking lot?

Does dad get upset when people tell his daughter she has a nice caboose?

I’ll see myself out...

This sure makes it sound like counterfeit de-icing fluid is a thing – even if it wasn’t used in this incident.

That price is pretty much in line with a standard S Class.

Is there anything people won’t counterfeit?

Watch = we have the ingredients to make tacos

I was in an accident and received a bill from the fire department for fluid cleanup. I didn’t like it, but I get it. How in the hell can they bill the owner of a stolen car? It wasn’t his fault! Maybe they billed the owner because the thief wouldn’t pay anyway.

I was gonna say the Nissan “Toys” commercial, but someone beat me to it. Tis the season to bring back this gem...

In the 1997 film The Jackal, Bruce Willis used a car wash to quickly remove the white “paint” from his van to reveal red paint underneath.

Circus, you say?

Hard to tell with the camo, but maybe the grill are normally proportioned instead of groundhog style?

Did you guys know Abbie Eaton broke her back at COTA? I wasn’t aware until I stumbled upon this video today.

I’m sure a mint, low miles Cadillac Cimarron will fetch a higher price on BaT any day now.

The Mitsuoka looks happier, but it’s definitely uglier too.

Bus you say?

Are you in McHenry, Mercedes? I was just in Round Lake a couple of weeks ago.

That’s not a bug – that’s a feature! People get so excited when they make their Tesla perform a light show.

Last night, a major news outlet said the flight attendant bumped into the asshole passenger and apologized. Minutes later, her tracked her down and punched in the face... twice. This particular case wasn’t a mask dispute.