The Bundy case was pretty influential in sorority policy, too. In the ‘70s in loco parentis practices were quickly disappearing at universities across the country, and many sorority houses were beginning to follow suit or at least contemplate it—relaxing their laws about alcohol or parties in the house, taking laws…

Was once at a party and texting back and forth with this guy. He was at home and said something about using his label maker. I called him a nerd and next thing I know, he sends me a dick pick with a nice label reading “SUCK IT” on his penis. I totally showed it to everyone.

personal fave.

This isn’t exactly ‘grim’ but basically this is what hubby and I text each other every day when we’re in different parts of the house:

Would be funny if it weren’t true

Get in line sister. Stef is the original hate-fuck.

This week was the fourteenth anniversary of a guy in California, looking at a teeny weeny picture of a girl in Ohio and deciding to write “hello” on an online dating site. He was coming to Ohio for a guitar camp and wondered how far the camp was from where I was. He thought we could have lunch. The camp was five hours…

Apparently him wanting to write me off on taxes. When we got married, I was a full-time student and working very very prn plus getting student loans. He was due to get walloped so decided that marriage was a brilliant solution. I think he will revise that opinion once he sees how much family court looks down on…

I met my husband on Facebook (note: this was in 2005 when FB was still just for colleges and before it had the "mutual friends" feature). Literally one night I thought to myself "I want a boyfriend!" So I went on Facebook and did a search for guys in my university (over 40,000 students...) who had the word "Music" in…

She sounds like a firecracker, I like her.

I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.

I some how got two seats at the last minute. It was a blast, though whoever decided Melissa Etheridge was good hockey music needs to go away, forever.

I'm in Brooklyn.

well.... she did give a shoutout to her butt...

The fact that she didn't list a Kardashian or Taylor Swift means you've done your job as a father

22. My Daddy, who—yet again—has splashed my insane holiday list on the internet, and without whom I might grow up unhounded by strangers yelling "Hey, cool holiday list! What're you gonna include next year? World peace and environmental measures geared towards improving the lives of future generations?"

9, actually. They forgot to count Bruce.

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

As a Chi Omega circa 2005 we used the term "ninja" to describe the sneaky girls who we got trapped with. It's because nationals has this shitty algorithm for rush week where if we extend X number of invitations to rushee A and X number of invitations to rushee B but only X-1 number of invitations to rushees C and D,…

they need to fire ashleigh, their 19 year old sorority secretary.