You got some of this story incorrect:

Not exactly work related: but the last time I went to buy a car (a BMW), I walked in - solo - already knowing the model and features I wanted, and ready to write a check.

I should be happy that this wasn't filmed in Portrait, but my god the person who filmed this must have been tipsy - I was getting seasick watching...

I'm waiting for Solange to throw a shovel...

- Dudes who put several 45lb or larger plates on machines (usually the seated calf muscle thingy), and then leave it there. (And any dude who works their calves that hard is usually trying too hard). Every f-ing morning, I look at 3-4 45+ lb plates on the seated calf machine and wonder, do I feel like putting all…

to add to the list:

I have these thoughts, every morning. It's not just you, Hamilton, or your gym, or standy-guy-blocking-your-pull-up-bar.