I think posting your marriage problems on a public forum is a jerk thing to do. I know millions of people do it; millions of people watch Two and a Half Men, too, and they are also wrong. So if she's a jerk (because she put the list online) and he's a jerk (because he just is) they're both jerks and probably deserve…

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

Bert: "God this feels so good. Yeah baby. Yes! Yes! Yes! I love you so much. Oh Betty, god that's good."

To be fair though, I think girls have this too. That whole "feeling like no one attracted to you" is basically every girl's life. I constantly worry about the fact I've only been on two dates in the last year, and obsess about what I did to not be called again. Did I not have enough makeup? Did I have too much and…

I thought the trick to losing belly fat was to read a bunch of HamNo fitness posts about how I'm doing everything wrong and instead focus on forearms.

Piet Mondrian has a YouTube account?

I guarantee you that it's YouTube fighting back. Learning how to speak, gaining sentience. The hubris of man, thinking we could control it.

I'll stick with my free copy of Tappy Chicken that I never play.

Jesus Christ CNN we get it the plane is missing

I've tried to put a positive spin these kinds of ladies. I call them, "Motivational Consultants." They aren't there to workout, but are there to be admired by the guys who are there to workout.

It kills me when I read a story like this and then get to the comments only to see immediate rape jokes. I know it's only a few of you who think it's really funny to make fun of the testimony of a dead rape victim, but seriously, that's pretty fucking evil. It makes me want to throw up.

Yeah, anybody who doesn't put their weights away is the worst. Also, the people that don't put their towels away. Seriously, who does that?