I’m almost always onboard with Jezebel, but that line set me off, especially considering all the stories they’ve made around body positivity:

“Frankly, I can’t think of anyone more deserving of losing all of their hair by age 36.”

“Watch her full Tonight Show interview above.”

Frankly, I can’t think of anyone more deserving of losing all of their hair by age 36.

Funko building a whole-ass IPO on what was clearly a fad is just fucking astounding to me.

During COVID boredom times I went through some cash and found I have a few unique sequence one-dollar bills that were worth 7, 8, and 15$, supposedly...  I tried to sell them and nothing.  Who is buying these and where?

So you’re saying this article is as phony as a three-dollar bill?

This whole article and you can’t bother to list a single example of a valuable $2 bill?

Newsflash - if your $2 bill is from 1976 and NEWER - It’s worth $2. MAYBE you can convince some sucker to pay more for a CRISP 1976 $2 bill, or if it has a unique serial # (binary, trinary, birthdate) they are worth more but that…

Apparently I’ve been living under a rock.  This article made zero sense to me.  

aspiring MC Ariana DeBose notched her first major hit last weekend with the delicious, ridiculous simplicity of the line “Angela Bassett did the thing.”

How it hell is lifting up 5 gallons of gasoline, balancing it on an plastic tab against the fuel filler hole and then PUSHING DOWN considered safe in any way. I spill much less with my “unsafe” older gas cans. 

I must be lucky, because I use the same old ass gas and my mower starts right up after a handfull of pulls. Then 1 or 2 pulls every mow after that.

Wouldn’t mind getting your money back? You should demand it!

I mean seriously who needs a bathroom break that often, and I have to agree with the AD criticizing someone for getting more water after just using the bathroom.  It's like these people don't understand that your bathroom breaks are causing even more unnecessary delays to a production schedule.  Did they not think to…

It reminds me of the clip where Harry Connick Jr. threw in a 5/4 measure in the middle of a song to get the audience clapping on the right beats

My dear boy, why don’t you just try acting?

Wait tho, he took this acting job without specifying “no sex scenes” and he feels differently due to his marriage. Dude that’s when you walk away from the job not ask the job to change itself. Oi. You agreed to this dude your signature was giving consent. I’ve had acting teachers insist that you need to be upfront…

From the minds that brought you Dog, Beast, Plane, and Paint, it’s... Air.

Car : All Teslas

Didn’t Pesci put out an album back in the day?