Whenever Benoit isn't on screen all the other characters should be asking "Where's Benoit Blanc??"

To help today’s increasingly selective audiences, I think all movies should indicate whether or not they’re “A Knives Out Mystery”. For example:

Price of weed went up

“It’s just so tired at this point.”

I think we all enter into a contract when we’re operating vehicles on high speed, five lane highways in which we all agree not to come to an abrupt stop unless there’s some kind of imminent need to do so.

Jesus fucking christ.

Hollywood nepotism isn’t the problem, it’s the symptom of a larger one- namely that it’s so incredibly hard to even attempt a career in the arts without already being financially well off and also well-connected. The fact that you NEED to know a guy who knows a guy etc. just to get your foot in the door, and also need…

This is fucking DIRE. I have to imagine the actual gems will be found in less likely places, like streaming, because holy shit. This is just a depressingly awful lineup. Even for superhero bullshit it seems unusually bad. Like they’re scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel. This list is probably the most…

This is so dumb. So you think it’s easier to wrap and rewrap shelves than just spray and wipe?? Not to mention the single use plastic waste.

This is wasteful and dumb. Now you have an ugly interior hiding the beautifully clean shelves. Reminds me of my grandma’s plastic covered couch. And it’s just as dumb as the “stove protectors”. So, instead of dirty metal, I have dirty mats or plastic wrap. How is that any different or better? Seriously, this is a…

Kevin Costner, obviously

You. You understand my vision.

Also a scene (maybe the same one or not) where she is bound by ropes. Again, purely for narrative reasons.

Alan Moore is rolling in his coffin.

Don’t most modern routers have a guest network?  can’t you just pick  an easy identifiable name and then use pass phrase?  My friends had both on a card in a small picture frame on the night stand in the guest room.  Seems simpler.

TV didn’t exist before 1990, apparently.

I wonder what people did for fun before they invented television. In 1989. Apparently. 

I am too young for Cheers and even I know that Thanksgiving Orphans belongs at the top of this list.

Are you fucking kidding me with this? Ignoring WKRP in Cincinnati?

Airport food hits differently than normal food..............