Just waiting on the Elon fellatioers to try to justify why this car is designed in such a shit-crap way.

If you think that’s bad, the real dating sites will cost you WAY more.

Now that he has seen this, expect Torch’s resignation from Jalopnik any day now.

I’m not sure that someone in Japan sharing your fetish is the big deal you’re making it out to be. I mean, isn’t creating fetishes Japan’s main industry? There’s a new one like every hour.

Whoa I did not expect this type of reaction. I thought it had some great laughs and was just the right amount of stupid and fun. 

“This is objectively the worst piece of media in human history. B minus.”

This is a much nicer way of paraphrasing what I was going to say.

She’s totally going to rebel against her parents by living a completely conventional life.

And no one wants to stick their fingers in a soggy ball hole.

Don’t leave your Bowling Ball in the car all day in the winter and then break it out at the alley

Oh man.

Ford has a modeling agency.

Alcohol.

Auto journalists write factual articles about Elon Musk and Tesla.

Musk doesn’t sell any products, he sells hype. There’s a pretty big market for hype, but it’s got a shelf life. Better start delivering on some of these promises or eventually people will stop believing.

That was my initial thought as well. Since VW wasn’t allowed to sell vehicles with an open recall, and the dieselgate recall took years to resolve if I remember.

Are the low-mileage VWs diesels? The model year range makes me think they are Dieselgate remnants.

I lived in Burbank for 2 years and worked in downtown L.A.

San Fernando Valley!  It’s a cum back story.

“I imagine it would be slightly harder to find someone ready to fill up your radioactive nuclear tank than a gas tank.” I have it on good authority that in 1955, plutonium was a little hard to come by, but by 1985, it’s available in every corner drug store.