I find it interesting that she’s seems more upset she won’t be considered a hot babe in 5 years than the fact that he’s telling her that her appearance is the sole reason she was hired in the first place.

Damn. You don’t usually see a lot of ugly people on TV though, do you?

And also to satisfy the Constitutional requirement that she be 35.

I am not a chicken fan, but if I have to, it's got to be a leg or thigh.  I never understood how "white meat" became a selling point in fast food ads.  "Wow, the dry, flavorless rubber of the chicken, how lucky!"

For a second I wasn’t sure whether you were adding to Damon’s list or calling him those. 

Chef: MY MOM

Jesus christ. You’re asked to list the GOATS and your FIRST TWO fucking entries are guys who played for white only teams.
Get your shit together.

I can’t speak for Europe, but no one in America is going to go out of their way to push the noise maker button, considering how many drivers don’t use their turn signals.

I know there’s also the Eleanor Roosevelt statue at the corner of Riverside Park on 72nd st...there HAS to be at least one or two other female statues in the city

I can have another kid.

Well, since the qualifier for this “The Simpsons Vacation Episodes, Ranked” piece excludes the excellent “Summer of 4 ft 2" and “Itchy and Scratchy Land” episodes and somehow allows for the entirely un-vacation “Homer and Apu” episode with a 60 second trip to a mountain in India, I submit that this sentence is far too…

None of those examples at the end fit the given definition, though, leading us to the practical definition: anything you want to imply is illegal/unconstitutional but can’t actually identify any way it is so.

the hazard is caused by driving in a lane meant for passing.

Also, how was he planning to get that out of the bed? Hand truck?

“unnamed music festival”

That seems insane, but it’s not correct to say the SAME gig.

If Cain had touched second base, he would be the legal occupant of it, and Yelich’s only safe place would be third. Chatwood chased Yelich because he expected Cain to be on it, and then Yelich would be out. The safe play there is to chase the guy back rather than risking a throw that would be totally unnecessary if…

Pay disparities suck, especially in entertainment. The issue in America of keeping salaries secret is stupid and counter productive.

But this is lacking the critical context of who they got paid 10x less than. When their respective shows were scheduled for at the festival. How big a draw for said festival they were…