Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

Definitely no excuse not to have built in code reading when every car has a multifunction screen tied to some sort of microprocessor. They could very easily provide a nice text-base readout.

Goddamit! That’s not how financing works! That’s not how any of this works! Arrrrrrghhh!

Well they do have a Crypto Car so why not currency, if only I could buy one with magic beans

And when that doesn’t work...

So you buy ElioCoins in hopes that other people will buy ElioCoins for more money, and then you exchange your ElioCoins for ElioCars? And someone down the line gets stuck with the bill?

God I wish I could sell bullshit as well as Paul Elio

....no, she wasn’t charged for removing it from the plane. She was charged for trying to bring it on another plane without declaring it.

He swapped out that hat for a bowler in the third inning so that the fedora would still be fresh in August.

Hey, don’t fuck with Customs. Yeah, it’s a dick move charging the fine, at least if it’s at the discretion of the customs agent, but not enforcing customs regulations are how we end up with shit like the ash borer and zebra mussel infestations. 

$500 fines are levied for second offenses. And for being an entitled asshole.

wait, are you saying somebody calling herself “VeganQuesoHead” and using more hashtags than a Kardsahian just might be a little hard to deal with?

The agent asked her “if my trip to France was expensive and I said, ‘Yeah.’ I didn’t really get why he was asking that question, and then he said ‘It’s about to get a lot more expensive after I charge you $500,’”

well she took it off the plane and didn’t declare it when she came into the country with it. So yeah. makes sense to me.

“Malicious Obedience” gone wrong. Charge her if she was trying to smuggle in fruit obtained locally in France. An airline apple? Toss it, with a reminder that such things are not allowed. No exceptions. Please move along.

$500? Either that TSA person had a hellva chip on their shoulder, or she was being a dick, and the…

Fair points. I bet most people never read the rules when they get Global Entry or TSA pre check or anything else that they just feel is going to make their lives easier but don’t realize the responsibilities involved.

The fact that she indisputably did something wrong (they’re very clear about the need to declare agricultural products), and nonetheless has spent what appears to be considerable time and energy complaining on social media and to traditional media, makes me suspect that perhaps she wasn’t such a passive participant in…

Well, she has Global Entry, so supposedly she knows the rules.
Plus, it seems like she’s violated the rules at least once before - a $500 is for a second violation

I mean, this is in no way Delta’s fault.