Salt cellar? Really?
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Maybe try getting drunk in a dive bar with your SO and then stumble into an alley for a derelict make out session behind a dumpster. That seems to work for a lot of people. If you’re still not successful, maybe try doing these things to the soundtrack of an unsettling monotone that slowly crescendos.
Go ahead and laugh but that guy now has a 6 picture deal with Blumhouse.
A pro wrestler living to 82 is like 150 for a regular person.
The majority of Girl Talk’s albums, especially All Day, scratch a particular itch and are clever, fun games of “spot the clip.”
“Person sees numerous red flags, proceeds anyway, gets scammed” just doesn’t have the same ring to it I guess.
These assholes who also run Clickhole need to stop Clickholing the entire goddamn site to try and get people at work to watch a video. Fuck off.
Bummer. I was hoping they all said Galaxy Quest.
The fact that they keep doing this bullshit means I will NEVER turn off my ad blocker.
Attempted murder....smart guy.
Look, the ol’ “pivot to video”!
A while back we had an astronaut with enough free time to put on a diaper and drive across country to commit murder, but they don’t have enough time to watch movies?
To be fair, the headline only says they asked, it doesn’t say they got any answers.
They didn’t answer the question!
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He has my favorite line in Se7en when he’s listening to Morgan Freemen is explaining the seven deadly sins and he casually blows off the caller who is interrupting the presentation: “Hold on....This is not even my desk. <hangs up>“
It’s always nice when the carefully stage-managed, anodyne routines of late-night television are replaced by other carefully stage-manage, anodyne routines.
What would really be bullshit is if they could get some other guys like up in a booth somewhere, who could not only see from a better view but could also watch as much video as they wanted, and could then radio down to the coach. Then the coach could just be like, oh this is what they are doing.
Zimmer talks the talk. And he walks the walk.
I can think of few sports less interesting to me than watching a bunch of skinny dudes run for two hours (Golf and autoracing are not “sports”). But he seems like an interesting cat and this was a good article.