Partial to this one myself:

As a polyamorous person, this is some bullshit. Humans aren’t built for monogamy or non-monogamy, just like women aren’t hardwired for empathy and men for conquest, they are just human, with infinite variety and desires. Some people find monogamy works for them, some don’t. If you’re one of those that don’t you should…

This was my absolute favorite one....it fell apart I read it so many times. Even when I knew every ending, lol.

I haven’t heard anything about that. Since when do single-A players “demand trades”? Got a source?

That’s a wheel cover and a red taillight lens.

Dear Best Fans in Baseball. STOP.

Can I take away the Red Sox 2004 comeback in the ALCS?

Also - ‘vile necklace’? *sigh*

Haha. No.

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

Twice.

I hope Bryce Harper sent Puig a box of his Make Baseball Fun Again hats.

Fun, true, fact: About forty years ago the Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt went swimming in the ocean and just disappeared. Like, he’s never been seen or heard from since. Nada. I don’t have a joke, but I don’t feel like this needs one.

I’m sure there are lots of steam achievements with only one person or no people having gotten them. They belong to games like this one; games that no one plays.

The government didn’t cover up his assassination, they covered up the fact that they fucked up and let it happen.

This has actually happened in soccer before

In college, I had a finance professor tell me that “if you have a client who wants to invest in social responsibility, tell them that you’d be breaking the law managing their money that way.”

“Socially responsible” mutual funds have not only underperformed the S&P since their inception but have badly underperformed the…

I’m just going to leave this here.

How can you call a play dead, and then go back and undo it? Isn’t this the inadvertant whistle? While he scores easily without the play being called dead, you can clearly see the Blue Jays players stop as soon as the ump throws up his hands. How can you change the call like this?