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If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

I’m a wedding vendor (a florist) and the answer is actually, kind of, #6. Every bride (yes, even the lentil brides) has a vision for her wedding, and we have no idea what that is until we talk to you. Like your example of 8 succulent boutonnieres— off the top of my head, I’d quote you $45/each. But if I told you that

I mentioned this while were editing this post (and I’ll add what I can find to the appropriate playlists!), but the entire genre of downtempo and trip-hop is more or less sex music, and as someone who used to be a DJ I can’t tell you how serious I am about this even as I have a huge grin on my face. :D A couple of

He's gone Full Cosby.

I refuse to give praise until either A) I have confirmation that this kid is under 13 or B) I have video evidence that he gave the ball to one of his sibs.

Lifetime Reds fan here...and I’ve got nothing. I can no longer defend him. I never felt good about defending him to begin with but my fan side won out over my morals. In recent years I softened my stance on him getting back in baseball. I believed he deserved to be in the HoF. I tried to rationalize that his “crime”

The only surprising news here is that ESPN recognized it made a mistake and did something to correct it.

To that end, Jason Whitlock will now be entirely focused on what he does best

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

The Eater Principle

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME IN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!!” and hung up.

Give them some credit, they just got back from a Rockets game.

Can we acknowledge how bad at tic tac toe the losing side was....

Look at all the Fawkes we give about SEC softball.

I got 3 guesses.

However, it is possible for person A to have a higher batting average than person B in each of several seasons but to have a lower total batting average than person B over that period. (Simpson's Paradox)

When we heard the story (maybe like a month later?) my husband was like, "well at least now I know none of my friends ever fucked my mom."

Now we know the plot for what will be the worst remake of Citizen Kane ever made.