That's not Maldonado's trainer. That's Showtime's Spanish interpreter. They spoke Spanish in his corner so that's the only reason he was there.

You'll never guess who originally pointed this out in the rule book to the Minnesota Vikings special teams coach and said "Hey, wouldn't that be interesting if that situation happened? We should mess around with that."

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Want to know why Scion hasn't taken off?

In the league Peter King runs, Goodell got the first ten draft picks and is always first for waivers. The league's loser has to give Roger a hand job. It's a two person league.

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

They sure don't. Angels Stadium is the Happiest Place on Earth!

Good plan to squeeze the city, Arte. Nobody ever goes to Anaheim to do anything fun except to go to Angels games.

You have to admire the dedication of this kid. He really went for it when the coach called for the team to unexpectedly pass.

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?

Key light would probably be a good idea, as the light from the monitor may disrupt the exposure balance on the subject.

Knowing what we do about Puig, there's no reason to be creeped out by the kid in the video, right? That's almost definitely his best friend and they have pool parties, prank call girls, and play MLB the Show...right? RIGHT?

At this point, I'm pretty sure he's just misplaying the ball so he can throw runners out.

Invisible penis.

This article is so fucking depressing. How is the objectification of men a false equivalency? What is the difference between breasts and butts and abs and biceps? They are all sexualized body parts. What an anti-feminist article this is. I'm a fat dude, who has been desperately trying to achieve an inguinal crease to…

Jesus, the hypocrisy of this issue....ugh. Just take the entire end of your article and reverse the gender and you will see how a majority of men view sexualized women under similar circumstances.

"But the objectification of men is a false equivalency to the objectification of women, because what's being fetishized is strength. Virility, capability, vigor, fortitude. Power."

NIPPLES!! Thank GOD it doesn't have nipples! Nipples mean it feeds infant others of its kind!