Props to burps25 for calling this last month.

I shared this last week, but I finally decided to go to law school, got a scholarship, committed to a school, and was pretty nerve-wracked about it. I haven’t told many people yet, just close family.

Wake me up when he launches a $495 driving shoe.

No that was Ivanka he had sat on his lap.

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

I personally know about a guy who didn’t have insurance because my stupid state didn’t expand Medicaid. He ignored the signs of being pretty sick because his only option was the ER and he’d already been there a lot recently and couldn’t afford it.

Hey, yo, Brennan
Say somethin’ to me

This is the greatest DLC any game can ever hope to want to release, and Papyrus nailed it.

The president should take vacations, but what this guy is doing is just abusing the shit out of a privilege that we all pay for—or perhaps more accurately we make payments on it while sinking deeper and deeper into the debt that self-described “fiscal conservatives” pretend to care about whenever they are out of…

Perhaps winning a game could get one a key as well? I feel like that’s not unreasonable, right?

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk

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Reince Priebus is exactly the kind of name that comes to mind when I think of someone who wouldn’t know the rules to football, but can tell you all about some obscure nipple flicking sport they play in Tunisia.

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

I have an easier solution. Disqualify him. Award the win to the driver who finished 2nd and all the perks that go with everyone being bumped up one spot.

An uncommon word for their market, it seems.

Caring about other people is enough to get you labeled hysterical these days? Sign me up.

Wow cotd stolen directly from the forums the video came from... Sad

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem