There are anti-dog trolls now?

I hate him. I hate him so much.

In the long run, that burn out was supercheap.

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

Junior gets lifetime membership on my “I want to buy this man a beer” list.

I have really been impressed with him off the track over the last few years. He has come out of his shell and seems to be more comfortable with himself. I hope he gets out and does some things that are fun for him. Maybe he can do some racing (Le Mans? Indy?) and get to see the world if he cares to. I’d totally…

Before his stunt, the White Sox fan appeared to be offering other fans hot dogs he kept inside his hat.

In my defense I really I thought that potato farm/golf course was going to work.

I just fucking know he’s going to win a second term, too. Mother of Christ.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)

United specializes in trips to the Broken Isle.

FWIW, Covington is basically the south side of downtown Cincinnati, just across the river.

This is what zero tolerance gets you. It was easier for schools and police departments to have a “zero tolerance policy” for any kind of violence in schools then to have the professional adults actually put thought into each incident and think what’s best for the teachers and students.

When it came to injustices inflicted upon my kid, I’ve already demonstrated my inability to behave as reasonably as this woman. I want to, very solemnly, commend her rationality.

I mean, a sports arena can simultaneously be a trash dump while still being active. The old Nassau Coliseum did brisk business despite being held together with duct tape and Nickelodeon Gak.

How did this article get passed the Deadspin editors? It’s a whole post on Cincinnati without a single colorful metaphor comparing Skyline chili to some animal’s diseased excretory functions. I didn’t think that was allowed.

How about they fix the Great American Tower instead? Maybe the stadium wouldn’t need renovations if it wasn’t in the shadow of a building that looks like a huge fucking penis.

“Hey! Cincinnati’s on Deadsp- Oh no.”

I want to know why the guy was so insistent that the guy stop recording. That seems super fishy.