I was going to say that you must be the dumbest person alive but then I remember Stephen A. Smith is on First Take.

You talk about cars colliding, but NASCAR is the only major racing series that does not have rules regarding blocking and contact. Generally if there’s contact there would be a penalty either for blocking or avoidable contact. This whole situation isn’t that dissimilar to what happened a few weeks ago in Long Beach…

Literally how the University of Cincinnati police shot and killed a man.

This is why I think all ads would be better if they were 3 seconds long. It’s a lot cheaper to produce and probably just as effective. 

Or as they refer to it, Mexico’s anchor baby

Oh buddy, you should try living there before you make that statement. 

Tell ‘Em

With the white flag, the marker signifying an “official” point at which the next flag would end the race was subject to when the flagperson flew it.

You guys should do a Facebook live stream hunting for his car and see what other cool stuff you can find

You posted a picture of Cincinnati and Indianapolis doesn’t have an I-495 but it does have an I-465.

The rear pods also made the cars unstable when they got turned around leading to a bunch of problems during practice at Indy a couple years ago. They’ve since added some flaps to stop that from happening.

Devin Nunes always looks like he just realized he shit the bed.

Also if you’re a large dealer in a metro area, it’s probably pretty safe to assume that you’ll be able to get one.

She got right-reared so probably

Most of the countries (except Canada) you’re describing are much smaller though and have better transit options. Lower level assistants and secretaries can probably go ahead on a train leaving just the head of state and upper level cabinet members to fly. So for that a business jet works fine. I’m also going to guess…

I don’t think this is as big a deal as it seems. Sure Mercedes isn’t involved in NASCAR but Ford, Toyota, Chevrolet, and Dodge, if they were back, aren’t involved in Formula 1. There’s no cross manufacturer involvement between the two series.

Indiana is always the one you don’t expect.

This is why Rochester has heated bus shelters

I’m going to argue otherwise on this one too. Bell got loose and got sucked around. It could’ve happened on any lap.

I swear that every town in Ohio also has a town with the same name in Kentucky and Indiana.