All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Voters better fucking show up then too.

I think we can all agree that most people complaining about PC are racists who are mad they can’t use the n-word, but this is a legit example of PC gone too far.

Don’t diminish it though. That ending is a real pressure cooker.

Uggghhh...another fake “controversy” about to blow up.

Anyone ever play the game “Santorum or Walker?” Basically, someone holds up a picture of either one and then the guesser has to guess if it’s Rick Santorum or Scott Walker. If the guesser struggles, he or she is allowed to ask questions.

Pretty sure this guy was high as fuck on some kind of whammies during this thing.

So wait, just to be clear... the kid was standing in front of him, asked him to sign the hat and then the asshat threw it to the crowd? Or was the hat passed up and he tried to throw it back to the kid?

He can’t even remember what he was doing 5 seconds ago. And calls a pen a “hat.”

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

“What did you do today honey?”

“Oh, I investigated a baby. For terrorism.”

I’d like to know how much money was spent on time and resources to pull off that genius move.

I once attended an outdoor wedding where they released doves. It was an extremely windy day, and one of them planted into the side of a building as it flew away. The couple was divorced within six months.

why would you want to set your parakeet free? What the fuck is wrong with people?

TBH the car will only last like 10 laps. The call was probably like “Jenson, you mind stepping out of your flat in Monaco and puttering around a bit for your fans? After about 10 laps the car or engine will fail and you can pull a Kimi and jump on to the nearest yacht.”

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

I’m beginning to wonder if tonight won’t be a turning point as far as impeachment goes. Notifying Russia instead of Congress before bombing Syria isn’t going to go over well with the House and Senate.

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

I know Japanese porn is censored, but this is going just a step too far in my opinion.