It reminds me of those radicals in Flint, and their bizarre and selfish demand for drinking water they could drink.

I am 100% certain that he assumed their would be a big door with a sign on it saying, “Top Secret Dungeon!!!”.

This story just proves how stupid hatred can make you. This man honestly believed that a random pizza shop was a front for a child sex ring on the behalf of Hillary Clinton. A story that is fucking ridiculous to anyone with a half a brain, but because it involves Clinton this Klan wannabe was ready to go on a crusade.…

Trump must be the most satisfying president to parody. Not only is his impression really funny, he gets all this professional feedback most presidents are too presidential to give.

i hope they just make him a regular cast member - i would not say no to this sketch every damn week

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

Maybe I live in a bubble - probably - but nearly everyone I know in my age group - Millennials - is scared shitless.

I assume Montana and Nebraska are grey because there is no one under 60 in either state?

I will live on this hope for as many days as it takes. If I have to settle back into the anxious dreaded filled nightmare scape that has enveloped my life the past few weeks once again, at least I’ll have had these few days of envisioning a country that did not elect an insane person to lead it.

Is anyone here still hoping for the results to be overturned? I feel like it’s foolish after all that’s happened, but there’s a little seed in me that whispers “maybe”, and I don’t quite know what to do with it.

WOOT WOOT!

Guiltr would have been more to the point.

HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

Isn’t the star a HIV positive gay man? Pence has a special place in hell for his record fighting against HIV treatment and for conversion therapy.

I yearn to be friends with John Waters more than anyone else I could name.

I’m sorry, what? Did you not read the story? It’s MARIAH. She’s celebrating HAVING DIAMONDS by WEARING DIAMONDS. Where’s your confusion?!?!?!

After Carey referred to her diamonds as celebratory, Ellen DeGeneres asked her what she was celebrating. “Living life and wearing diamonds,” responded Carey.

After Carey referred to her diamonds as celebratory, Ellen DeGeneres asked her what she was celebrating. “Living life and wearing diamonds,” responded Carey.