No, it’s not progressiveness that’s the problem. It’s white people wanting to be victims of something while denying the reality of what racism really is and how deeply ingrained it is across the world.

Yeah, the country will survive, sure.

The problem here is that this wasn’t just an election. We’re not just getting a jackass for a president. This was a battle for the collective soul of our nation, and the good side lost. I’m not usually one for “good versus evil” comparisons, but in this case I’ll make an exception. The majority of our country sided…

The country will probably survive. But it’s going to suck for several decades. Republicans control two of the three branches of government, and will control the third for the next generation.

I secede from life. Literally want to die.

The entire West Coast can easily support itself, since we hold most of what the country needs. California is the biggest agricultural state, the most populous state, and holds the vast majority of the tech industry in the nation. L.A. is something like the 10th largest economy in the world.

Yes. I posted this elsewhere. Why do I, in CA, have to deal with this bullshit?

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

I can’t stop sobbing.

Maybe he thinks all R&B/hip hop artists’ names start with ‘J’.

So, wait a second, Trump and his supporters hate the whole “politically correct” thing, right? But kids need to be nicer to each other on the internet? So at what point does the “being nicer” kid have to be shut off to become the Trump-supporting, non-PC, “telling it like it is” adult?

Can all the women on here take a minute to get off their pedestal and actually acknowledge the fact that IT IS different to be a fucking mother. I’m not even saying that qualifies you more to be the president over a childfree person but it does give someone a set of skills they don’t otherwise have. And this goes for…

The DNC is really doing everything it can to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

“Is butt stuff? Melania DOES NOT DO butt stuff. Is in contract.”

This election is the best argument there’s ever been for telling all children “no” loudly and often.

Dear Trump,

I love that the toddler dumping food on their head is what “sin passed down to all of us” looks like. Fucking Chick. RIP.

This... clears nothing up. Who is even talking in that second panel, the man or the dog on his shoulder?

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.