who have agreed to not have girlfriends

Also, why couldn’t they think of 2 names? John and Jonathan?

the plural is anslii, and the collective is referred to as an elgorgment.

Unless this is the film, not interested!

Sigh. I hate when films use one person to play twins. No twins are actually THAT identical. As a twin you already feel like you don’t have your own identity, so the fact that this keeps happening and shows that people really only think of you as one really sucks.

How Ansel’s fans will see this film:

That's 3 Ansel Elgorts too many. -1 Ansel Elgort is the only acceptable reality.

Jonathan and John? What is wrong with these fictional parents?

This sucks for these ladies, but they should have known better than to travel while brown.

Love the fried chicken picture. It’s just like the taco bowl picture in that neither of them shows Trump actually eating anything nor evidence of Trump having eaten anything. I kinda wish he would make a series of ‘Trump posing with untouched food’ pictures.

FIVE HOURS!!!? I just had an absolutely hellish flight experience on American (plane couldn’t land at the last minute due to weather, we had to fly to another airport 4 hours away and take a bus back to our original destination...I was planning on getting home at around midnight/1am, but instead cruised into my door…

Maybe the attendant would be less uncomfortable if the women had been really easily identifiable. On a government registry or something-and you knew they were registered because they wore like-I don’t know-a patch! Like a moon and star or that seems complicated! Just a star? And that way they’d know these are “good”…

I am wildly uncomfortable with the name “Rog as in Roger.”

thats how I feel about lyft cars

I’d be uncomfortable too if I saw people with those things on their faces.

I think it’s just that people have run out of “acceptible” terms to describe him. They started out trying to frame him in political terms but everyone is just coming to the conclusion that he’s just some asshole guy who’s pounced on the “regular Joe” thing as it started to become popular and decided to run for…

At least he’s OK with driver’s licenses?

When decades of “government is the problem” rhetoric, combined with virulent anti-intellectualism, combined with worship of business enterprise above social good, combined with continual stoking of racist, sexist, xenophobic fear and hatred all finally coalesce into the puffed-up tangerine spectre of Donald Trump—the…

If a person who was formerly going to vote for the Republican Presidential Candidate decides not to vote for the Republican Presidential Candidate because that candidate is Trump, they are not helping Trump get elected. Yes, I think it would be better if she voted for Hillary so Trump could be buried in a landslide…

I am aware, however every time I see an article about a Supreme Court ruling, I rediscover my rage over the fact that there still haven’t been any congressional hearings for Obama’s appointee.