I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers with the heat of a thousand habaneros.

“This is our proper function, to protect life,” Dahm said.

God doesn’t even want to help toddlers with cancer. Why would he lift a finger so I can get a job?

“God will take care of the economy.”

Can the brogressives remind me again how abortion rights are not one of the really important issue in this election?

God I want to stick an umbrella up that legislators ass and open it. “God will take care of the economy?” DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW HOW ECONOMICS WORKS YOU JACKALOPE!?

And they left a computer on so that Elijah could Skype in.

People are lazy and would rather be happy, ignorant, and uninformed. That's why I hate people. Oh, and they complain about something they could've prevented in the first place if they weren't lazy and stupid. Because they didn't vote.

They served their time. Your vote is also just as equal as a drug addict, Wall Street broker, scientologist... I may think some Americans are reprehensible, but we’re all citizens and therefore have equal power in the voting booth. Them’s the breaks.

ALL RIGHT, YOU ALL. If felons can get back their right to vote, NOBODY HAS AN EXCUSE. I’d better see every one of your shining faces at the ballot/mailbox on Election Day AND YOU’D BETTER FILL OUT THE WHOLE DAMN BALLOT. I don’t want any whining about how “hard” it is to keep up with issues/candidates, either. Read a…

Crazily enough, I just looked him up, and Carter Glass is apparently the same Glass of the Glass-Steagall Act, which has gotten so much discussion lately.

Message to Republicans:

The measure could sway the upcoming election, given that Virginia is a swing state and the majority of people who will get their voting rights back are African-American, who are more likely to vote Democratic.

What’s great is that with the Virginia laws, their roots in racism are actually explicit. The New York Times had some great information on that:

Wait, what? Virginia? The one in the U.S.? The one in the south, under D.C., below the Mason-Dixon line?

this is great. felons losing voting rights is one of the most obvious examples of systematic racism in the US

“Courtney was being courted by tons of men, closer to her age, wealthier than me, more, famous. From sports figures to politicians to sheiks in the Middle East.”

SHEIKHS! TRUCK DRIVERS! CANADIAN MOUNTIES! THE GUY WHO DRESSES IN A CHIP COSTUME AS ONE HALF OF CHIP N DALE AT DISNEY LAND!

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

sheiks. in. the. middle. east.