first man i see go in a girls bathroom, that man will be using the bathroom through a straw in a hospital for a month.

Compare to Cruz, Trump seem like an orange peach.

Does anyone still buy this? I can’t roll my eyes hard at this comment enough without risking serious injury.

Ah, So *THATS* why women had their home addresses and personal details posted and were then deluged with rape and death threats.

Like all other things that seem to be about women, it’s actually about ethics in games journalism.

That is so fucking funny.

Badu added that she wants her daughters, Puma and Mars

Agreed. The fact that the government gives religious institutions money but does not tax them bothers the hell out of me. Separation of church and state goes both ways. Church shouldn’t influence government and the government shouldn’t be interfering with church (aside from criminal matters).

Hamilton was also, you know, if favor of paper money. Jackson wasn't. So in addition to being a terrible person, he probably wouldn't have wanted to be on there anyway. Everyone wins!

Well, I mean in addition to Jackson being weird looking, I can't recall Hamilton ever committing a genocide in the name of manifest destiny. So there's that too.

You think that slice is so tiny to make his hands look bigger?

Right now the betting markets have him at something like a 2% chance of beating Hillary. Like, you can bet a dollar on him at Betfair and win $50 if he gets nominated. They expect to make money on this deal.

To me Bernie Bro doesn’t mean male. It means someone who can’t accept that someone else may not support their candidate and has to tell them all the reasons they’re wrong not to at all possible moments. You know, pretty much being that ass in school that nobody likes.

Ellie:

Barry, I hate to break it to you but Lincoln Chafee dropped out of the race months ago and this write-in fantasy of yours is doomed to fail.

As part of the 3% of Jewish Americans, it would feel nice to have the first Jewish president in my lifetime. As part of the 51% female population, it would be shameful not to have the first female president in my lifetime.

No, implying that the dildo was on top of the pillow not underneath. Ted is the dildo in this statement.

Between his stance on abortion and this position on dildos Cruz is dangerously underestimating the trollop voting bloc. I really want to make bumper stickers that say “I’m an irredeemable slut, and I vote.”

Honestly. For the amount of hatred people who actually know him have for him, he must be in a special ring of horribleness. Even Hitler had friends.

Literally the only good thing about Cruz’s candidacy has been this guy.