We will call it “Operation Desert Porn”!

I believe Jojo said it best:

The porn site boycott is a particularly sweet response. “Oh, you decided that you want to regulate other people’s lives? Ok, then we’ve decided you don’t need this porn.”

Can we send this sack of shit on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney?

After Cox vanished, her mother, Jan Bynum, was left to raise her daughter Alexis, who is now older than Cox was when she disappeared.

Oh, good, it formed a committee. Nonaction so breathtakingly academic that I am almost as comforted as I would be if they just fired tenured professors who sexually harass people.

Followed closely by evil Lucille Ball.

Would you be mine?

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Kardashian...

We had this fingers/baby-feet monstrosity. The closest thing we had to a “legend” surrounding it was the pervasive-but-generally-unspoken idea that it probably comes to life and drags itself around campus in the dark hours; it just seems like the sort of sinister thing that a statue like this would be capable of. We…

I was really rooting for Blac Kardashian. It just sounds...like it would piss Kris off so much!

“Looks like nothing was touched in the apartment but this sculpture which was used to bash their head in.”

pls add this to tweet beat it’s my fave of yesterday thank u bobby

Please. I’ll take that over melting/leper Mr. Rodgers any day.

You think that’s bad, check out this assault on taste I had to look at every day on my campus!

It looks like something from Greendale Community College.

Considering that this is what they installed in front of MY university library .......

They should see the sculptures at my campus. This is the “eternal student” and the university has its own legend about him. Everyone who walks through the pillars right under him will never finish heir studies. They will either drop out or study for one degree after another and never leave the university.

I don’t know if I’d protest it. But in the spirit of Jezebel’s Would U’s, I’d certainly fuck it.