I’m so excited for 3+ straight terms of get-shit-done liberal presidents. Boring competence is awesome.

100% rating from Planned Parenthood ought to silence that argument. He’s a catholic, but so is Biden. He’s personally against abortion (which shouldn’t matter anyway because he’s a man he can’t have one, so....).

Sanity/Stability 2016!

Spoiler alert: it'll be nasty and thoroughly dishonest.

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

Btw folks, there’s a conservative troll going around today trying to present themselves as a “never Hillary” Bernie supporter. Some name like “BERNIE FAM STAY WOKE” or something as equally dumb. Don’t bother engaging.

Right and wrong matter... UNLESS YOU ARE KILLING WOMEN IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IN THE LATE 60s, AMIRITE TED!?

Donald Trump and his whole campaign has been like a truth serum forcibly injected into the American bloodstream. Personally, I’m glad it’s all out there again like the bad old days, instead of the bullshit dogwhistles we’ve been living with for the past few decades.

Well on Sam Bee’s special episode a Ted Cruz fan said that she would be writing in Ronald Reagan when she voted just so she could say she voted for Reagan once, so Lyanna Mormont doesn’t seem that outlandish.

Weirdly, that "KFC" one was more upsetting than nearly everything else, for me.

It means, at the very least, there are Bronies in the RNC and/or Trump campaign.

I mean, honestly: what is the difference between “everythingshesaysmeanseverything” and the infamous Onion article “Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does”?

That’ll teach ‘em. There’s nothing straight men hate more than naked ladies.

Meh. I don’t know; implying that a person owes you sex for allegedly making them famous seems to me as shitty as it gets, and mysoginistic too. IMO, after implying that, “bitch” seems...tame? Especially in a rap song, where any woman seems to be called a bitch? But that’s just me.

299 to go!

I haven’t been this gleeful since the Kanye Listicle Rant/ FingerInTheBootyAssBitch2016

This is all a publicity stunt and everyone is in on it.

“People assume that just because Hillary Clinton is a woman that I’m going to support her,” Kremer said, sounding indignant. “That’s an insult to my intelligence. I have the ability to think on my own.”