SERIOUSLY HOW DID SO MANY PEOPLE MISS THE OBVIOUS JOKE????????????? I’M SO MAD I KNOW I’M RUINING THIS BUT I CAN’T HELP IT THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY COME ON

THIS WAS FUNNY AT FIRST BUT NOW ITS LITERALLY PAINFUL TO SEE THESE COMMENTS SO I’M PUTTING THIS HERE OK

ahh thank you for this information. As a young LA native this makes me very happy :)

other sources are saying he’s 18?

i read that as “angry ghost shouting at me” which is a show I wanna watch

this is golden

ok. here are reasons:

uh... i think you’re wrong. those are all sorta legit, if not pretty exaggerated, reasons to dislike her. ok, fine. the vast majority of what i’ve seen has been “we just don’t trust her. she’s a corporate shill. she’s CORRUPT. she’s ugly. she’s old and dumb. she’s too tactical. she’s whatever the fuck etc...” most…

I’m a long ways off from getting married, but I’ve always had this odd desire to have “You’re Timeless to Me” from Hairspray as my wedding song. It’s so ridiculous, cuz like, the lyrics are crazy and half of it’s sung by a man in a dress, but it’s weirdly sweet and I feel like it has the perfect kind of relationship…

i just have to say, I know one of the people on this list really well (they’re not really that famous irl to most people though), and everytime I see anything in jez about this person I can’t help freaking out. it’s SO weird...jez is this blog I’ve been reading for years, and having it collide with my real life is too…

proud to be a democrat today.

not sexist, *STUPID.* There’s a difference.

i don’t disagree with your sentiment, but here’s the thing: white coeds HAVE gotten shot, practically at a Lululemon, and people STILL refuse to do anything about gun violence. At this point, a new constitution seems to be the only way this country would actually change.

same!!

i think the point is that the pizza she ordered wasn’t vegan, so they can reasonably say she’s not really a vegan

I want this comment printed on a shirt that I will wear whilst campaigning for Hillary.

holy shit I know these people and they’re on jezebel!!!!! I’m slightly flippin out

ok i don’t want to say a lot cuz it will def dox me but i know Kevin Smith and his family kind of well-ish and i can confirm that he is genuinely nice and really great w/ his daughter :)