I live in LA, so that dumb pink wall, and this sculpture, Urban Lights, Chris Burden. I hate photos of people clutching a light post and leaning back nonchalantly. Hate them!

I’m going to let fellow user Tally take this one:

On the morning of November 9, when Hillary Clinton wins the presidency, the person in the United States who wakes up with the most blissful sense of relief will be Donald Trump.

I absolutely believe he wants the prestige and perks of being President, but not the hard work, and that if it becomes possible for him to walk away from the race without losing face then he will absolutely do that. So you guys would have to put up with him smugly and loudly blatting on about “Oh I see the president…

There’s a chance... I mean a chance... bear with me here, but there’s just the smallest chance that Donald Trump isn’t terribly smart.

God this story just keeps getting more tangled. He’s a terrorist! He’s a self-loathing gay man! He’s a homophobe! He’s an American! He’s a wife-beater! He’s a racist! He’s an attention-seeker! He’s an aspiring police officer!

It’s pretty obvious that this is actually all the fault of Ferdinand and Isabella.

I think we can all agree that everything’s been going downhill since The Big Bang.

It’s the Republican strategy, take credit when it works and blame the left when it doesn’t. They pulled the same shit with the Iranian Hostage Crisis. Carter does all the work negotiating, Reagan comes in and gets hailed as a hero for getting the hostages out of there. Had the pullout worked then all the credit would…

Are you moving to Arizona willingly or is this like a hostage situation of some sort? Blink twice if you need help.

Ted Cruz - the man who shut down the government over Obamacare - calling yesterday’s filibuster “a political show” is truly rich.

Couldn’t you then say, by this absolutely ridiculous logic, that George W. Bush was directly responsible for the shooting because he invaded Iraq, which caused Obama to inherit troops there that he needed to pull out?

Why stop there? Let’s blame the American Revolution. Shit, let’s blame small pox blankets. Who invented the boat? Fuck that guy. I blame the inventor of the boat.

My favorite storied student simile is: “The boat glided across the lake just like a bowling ball wouldn’t.”

She is lightning fast and whip smart, a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

Ah, but see, when the United States engages in warfare, it’s different from state-sponsored terrorism because