Boy: “I love her.”

At least Plaskon’s father’s pretzels are safe from his adorable appetite now. Turner’s poor pretzels only get 6 months before Brock’ll be at it again raiding the cupboards, that scamp.

Schools just ignore everything except kids who bring Tylenol or nail clippers to school, don’t they?

Just think, if you take out his teeth, he might never eat a steak again!

Here are some of the things you can do:

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.

Happy-go-fuck yourself, sir.

This makes me so angry I can barely breathe. Hey Shitbag! This is 1/1000th of what it’s like to live with being raped EXCEPT YOU FUCKING DID IT.

He took that concept of “get out of jury duty by pretending to be racist against everyone” and just fucking ran with it.

UM, HELLO

Eh, she kind of tracked the rest of the Democratic party on LGBT issues - even Obama wasn’t pro gay marriage until a couple years ago, when more than 50% of the country was. At the end of the day, it’s been barely 30 years since the AIDS crisis, when people were actually afraid to stand near gay people, and only about…

100 % of Sanders donations since March 15th have been donated to a lost cause/vanity campaign.

I have respect for your position, but I have to say, I deeply disagree with it. If Hillary had wanted to do what was in her own best interests, she’d have stayed in private law practice, become a partner at a law firm, sat on a bunch of corporate boards, and probably have a hell of a lot more money than she does now.…

Even if it were all she had going for her, it would be enough.

There will be one debate. Hillary will crush him. Trump will tweet that he really won. After that, Trump’s “schedule will not permit” another, unfortunately.

I supported Bernie Sanders during the primary, but I am starting to turn towards Hillary. Trump makes George W. Bush look like a foreign policy expert. I liked Bernie’s ideas and I hope that Clinton adopts some, but I will stand with her as the next president of these United States. Whoa, that felt weird to write. But…

Sure, if you ignore all of her accomplishments, she’s done nothing.

Predictably, Trump tweeted about the speech, using his nickname for Clinton, “Crooked Hillary Clinton,”

Brilliant. Clinton is so much better than she’s given credit for. She’s intelligent, thoughtful, and experienced. She’s made mistakes, but so have we all. Plus, she’s learned from them, which unfortunately cannot be said for Trump.

Poor Paul Ryan... he really was put in a very difficult position.