then there’s the ‘we;re in love jk ur my subordinate and literally we dont speak the same language’ ‘im cheating on my lovely wife ps im snape’ ‘LOL CANT GET A GIRL IN ENGLAND GO TO AMERICA WHERE THERE ARE DUMB SLUTZ’ like every sl is the worst.

Huh. No that’s fine-you’re not crazy. Just put down the DVD and back away. Nope nobody thinks you’re crazy, just put it down slowly so we can help you. Look-there are children in here. Just....please don’t hurt anyone else. Please put it down and we can talk about this. We can get you somewhere where they can help…

love actually was garbage come @ me

Honestly as I was editing this I told Bobby his descriptions of the plot made me actually want to see it. A BABY wins a STAND-UP contest?!?! SIGN ME THE F UP!

How is she in the movie if she’s dead? How do we know she loves karaoke if she’s dead? Why are there dead marines in a movie about Mother’s Day??

An actual baby wins a stand-up comedy contest.

If someone made a movie about my first date with my boyfriend it would be thrill a minute: watching a movie at my house, getting blackout on margaritas, eventually hooking up, and finally ends by me being kinda mean.

I thought he’d already settled on his toupé for VP.

Yeah, not surprised they let the guy who paid for the buildings name one of them.

Donald Trump/Ann Coulter: the Fourth Horse of the Apocalypse.

Yes but we got this out that bullshit, so in the end it was worth it.

If Wofford were some sleazy, womanizing billionaire and he were marrying a 20 year old model, sure. If you took these exact people and their relationship except the 40 year old were a woman, you’d have exactly what you have here- most people cool with it, a few still creeped out.

A fifty year age difference is creepy. Everyone is tripping over themselves to be accepting because he chose to prey on a young man instead of a woman, but if he were marrying a woman everyone would be calling her a gold digger. I don't dig it.

i guess love is love but at 27 i can not imagine being with a guy in his 70s......

I remember one of my great aunt's favorite couplets: "Here I sit all broken hearted, paid a nickel, only farted."

our acronym game has seriously declined over the past four decades

There is a lot to unpack here.

Given that Motormouth is supposed to be Edna’s contemporary in age and heft, I’m confused by this casting. Jennifer is young enough to be Harvey’s daughter and she doesn’t look like she’s much more than a size 8 these days.

Those parties are just a live version of Clue which is a fun board game. I'm not really seeing the problem.