I get what you're saying, but nah. If I found a gun just laying about, I would call the police. Because, OMG THERE IS A GUN LAYING ABOUT. I would assume it was used in a crime or something and would definitely not want to touch it.

I want to know what the fuck has changed with gun owners/enthusiasts in the last decade or two that has made them completely insane. I don't get it. I come from poor farmer folk in West Virginia. My great grandparents, grandparents and aunts and uncles grew up loving guns. They were avid hunters (for food) and…

It can seem hard to get a grip on Jones as a ballplayer. The "is he ELITE" conversation surrounds him all the time on message boards (Orioles and non-Orioles boards alike) a la Baltimore's whitest piece of white bread Joe Flacco. Jones will strikeout in the most /facepalm way possible, and then do this. And then hit…

I think it's safe to say the Mariners wish they hadn't traded Adam Jones. He's turned into a terrific player and it's nice to see the O's are relevant again.

I once read in a rather respectable Lithuanian newspaper that then President Bush was having an affair with Condoleeza Rice and was just waiting for his term to end before they could go public with their sweet love for each other. A part of me, nearly hoped it were true.

How are we supposed to expect young girls and women to really believe that their bodies are theirs and theirs alone when people turn around and do this shit? Sexting is not a good idea, I think we would all agree, but where is the line between "that was a bad decision" and "your body belongs to the state, therefore…

I call BS - there were no love bites (aggressive or polite) in that video, so...

If we're casting votes for teeth-clenching tabloid expressions, I'd like throw all of mine at "canoodling". I have never heard that word spoken in the wild. Ever.

And here we finally get a modicum of truth leaking through the carefully constructed PR narrative: I'm not Disney

Oh, Miley. No one associates you with punk rock.

I CAN NOT fucking wait to vote Davis for Governor of Texas.

This is a stock photo, meaning someone thought this might actually be used someday.

Comedians I would be interesting in boning, though not necessarily marrying:

In place of a Dark Lawrence you will have a Queen Streep! Not dark but beatiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!

That picture of Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston makes me so happy :D Love them.

This picture makes me see red. Why? Just imagine if last week or before a democratic politician, pundit or Michelle Obama wore US flag looking stripper shoes, Sarah, Rush and friends would be crying "walking on the flag", "desecration" and "making a mockery of the flag". So I say she is "walking on the flag and…

C'mon no Viggo??..

Hullo, huge omission:

Dunno, the composition and lighting? It's a really cool candid.