Am I the only one who finds JAlba's lipcolor really distracting? With the fresh white dress, it just seems too heavy and dark.

As a Jez commenter over the age of 40 (in fact, darn near 50), I hesitate to ever accuse someone of lying about a detail of something that happened decades ago, especially in a life as eventful as Wendy Davis's. It would be really easy for me to forget the exact timeline of something that happened to me 30 years ago…

My head hurts now. Who the hell are these two self-appointed conservatoids? For one thing — and this is only the most minor point — if that's a photograph of them in the upper corner of the page, they're not in much of a position to be criticizing a woman for being a bottle blonde. Besides, about 95% of the blondes in…

We got our first pug right before they became really popular, and I swear the worst thing for a dog breed is to become popular. All kinds of mindless dolts start breeding the poor dogs and turn out animals with real health problems. And then people buy the puppies, find out they have health problems they can't afford,…

You just won the internet today!

Thank dog someone else said it! I was afraid I was the only one.

Is it awful that I suspect most of these girls are insufferable? I admit, I was about as far from a cheerleader as one could be in my high school days, but I look at all this and just think, "ick, way too much perky for me."

Dude, you're obviously not a photographer. It's all about capturing a moment. Whoever shot this did a lovely job.

I swear, just as bad as the farters are the cologne-soaked. I get a headache from strong perfume and cologne, and those don't dissipate the way a fart eventually does. Ugh. I'm holding my breath just thinking about it. I was on a 5-hour flight recently with a heavily perfumed woman next to me and a screaming child two…

My hubs is nearly a foot taller than me, at 6'6". His size 13's eat up our closet space.

Ugh. Criticism of a performance does not necessarily equal being mean. She strikes me as the spoiled girl who has received nothing but heaps of praise her whole life. She finally gives a performance that doesn't bring her the fawning she's always gotten, and she pouts, in her own Jesus-y way.

We need more Starbucks, Buffys and Zoes.

So interesting.

My mom was a much earlier generation but the same problem.

You know what, F this woman and others like her who put this kind of shit out there. I am fit. I am healthy. I am very active and run half marathons. I bike 40 miles one day, run four the next, swim a mile the day after that, etc.

I have always had that triangle! Although when I've been in training mode and exercising a lot, the triangle gets less pronounced and starts to approach an actual gap, because I have wide hips. I have rather sizable thighs for a person of my medium build, but all that thigh tends to sit on the outside of my legs — the…

Aw, that picture wins all the internets.

I was just logging in to say that I think the expression on the top one's face is a response to Miley's gaseous emissions. So I'm going with yes to both.

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