I used to fly enough to probably have elevated cancer risk, so I'm like, an expert and stuff. Also, a lot of this is going to come out really cranky because I'm sick and hate everything right now.

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Forcing a toddler to smoke drugs for the lols is wrong. That's all anyone is saying. This isn't a discussion about the war on drugs, the legalization of marijuna, or even teen parenthood. It's a fucked up entertainment, human-interest bullshit story about two people who forced a toddler to inhale a drug.

It seems appropriate to repost this gem here:

Fuck yeah, Rigs! You tell 'em!

At first I thought her Chanel bag was a really big merkin.

Pugs are superior to all other dogs for many reasons. Like, everybody knows that. Get on board, man!

The beginning of the video is from the Yosemite HD video that came out last year. I like it better w/ M83 as the soundtrack.

It hurts my heart that you spelled it "segway."

May I ask... so many commenters saying they love Kim and Kanye together. It's early and I have had no coffee. Please tell me you people are being sarcastic or are 13 years old.

The humping motion on the motorcycle — is that the art? I was looking for the art.

What in the Thomas Kinkade hell is that video?

Saw Neko Case in costume perform in DC last night. She pointed out, "You may think I'm dressed as a pirate, but I'm actually dressed Adam Ant circa 1983." And did "A Place in the Country" as an encore.

I kinda think it's awesome Fran Drescher is an Iron & Wine fan. Not what I thought she would listen to. Also, awesome she hangs out with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally.

Haha!!! This is an amazing bit of bullshit and lies. Glad when stories like this have a happy ending. But as a divorce attorney, this advice is great for business. Guess what, if you're married and haven't thought or talked about having kids, most likely the other person doesn't want them. Or at least they don't…

That would explain why I have peas up my nose right now.

Hannah Montana. Just sayin'

I say go post modern revisionist and follow Buffy.... call her "The First".