Yes, join us some time

You expect me to read that whole damn thing?

it’s almost as if these things are related....

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

I bought my tux 7 years ago for my wedding and I wear it to almost every wedding I go to. The only thing I have to remember to do is make sure it’s dry cleaned and I don’t gain 100 lbs.

Unfriend these people. They are broken in so many ways.

If I’m alone on this I’ll gladly eat crow, but it seems odd to number the picture and then list the items in out-of-order bullet points.

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

As an UVA alum, I am most offended that you included Penn State as a "public ivy."

"they are the sons and daughters of Thomas Jefferson"

FYI, you can likely open the liftgate manually too... I know my 2014 Forester works both ways.

Yes. It is that much bigger.

I'm not afraid to write like crap. Just look at my posts.

Lol my dog totally does not want to stay home when I'm leaving. Not sure which dogs would (unless they're old).

Well, we're glad you're still around. Keep fighting the good fight.

they are now sending power forward Serge Ibaka to New York for a knee procedure

Or you could just listen to my dad and snap out of it.

As someone who suffers from clinical depression, one thing that helps me immensely is just stay immersed in something. An idle mind can be the real devil's playground with depression, so when I'm down, I try to throw myself into work or hobbies (games, sports, puzzles), the less I think about what's dragging me down,…

[shakes fist]