No...but it sorta looks like one.

The other day I ate tater tots with a fried egg on top for dinner.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

The breakfast of champions!

Even if the school may have otherwise been able to obtain the student's medical records by court order in this case, the position the school is taking has much, much broader implications for privacy rights.

Both look good, but the first thing looks amazing.

Happy anniversary, to the one who knows food reviews are always better with more whine.

you left out Nurse - however, we are generally not assholes as a group.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

So far my lottery method is not working...

MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM

HE'S SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF HIMSELF! If you have a border collie and don't give them work to do, you are literally denying them the thing that makes them happiest in the world.

I'm wondering if I should start training my puppy. She runs like the wind and jumps higher than a rabbit. Maybe she has a future in dog shows?

The dog is like, "Where are my treats, human, I did it!!!!"

OMFG I LOVE DOGS

I guess it depends how central wine is to the dish. If it's mostly there for color and "richness," any old red that isn't too sweet will probably be fine (eg, a tomato sauce or beef stew), if it's one of the main ingredients (coq au vin, for example), there is some discretion worth having, I think.

You forgot to mention physical contact.

Come on now. Everyone knows that cut toast releases powerful and potentially deadly gluten fumes.

The Whole Wheat Toast is the best, because it was so obvious once I read it fully, but at that same time I had no idea of the punchline until the end.

'I ASKED FOR WHOLE WHEAT FOUR TIMES' made me cackle so loudly it scared the cats. She must be married to Mr. Monogrammed Thermoses.