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Thank you and do no fuck with the Queen.

This is a great list Melanie. I might add slatwall to the list as well (it’s similar to #6 but with more options). Pricier but likely adds some value to the home as well.

True story: Daughter took boyfriend to the prom. He looked like the Heat Miser. She won Prom Queen. /True story

These Zojirushi rice cookers are amazing... very popular in China/Japan
I have the model pictured and use it almost everyday... it also makes great porridge.

These Zojirushi rice cookers are amazing... very popular in China/Japan
I have the model pictured and use it almost…

I’m a good tipper for delivery - $4 - 5 on a $15 dollar order. So Cal no weather issues. My question for you: I pay for the order on line, but I leave the tip as cash, so I don’t indicate a $. From your perspective, would I be better off paying the tip with the order?

I tip 25% because I’m not a cheap bastard and I greatly appreciate food being brought right to my door.

I tip 25% for food delivery, and definitely more in inclement weather. Having food delivered right to my door is a huge convenience for me so I like to tip well. :)

Yeah, because driving through traffic and/or weather is certainly less work than walking the 20 feet between your table and the kitchen. Not to mention, the driver is usually expected to pay for gas and maintenance on their personal car. If anything, I give delivery people more than a waiter (though both are at least…

$115...

And I’d get one of those fancy heated toilet seats with a built-in bidet and dryer.

I’d have my hair done every week by my stylist, who gives clients a hot, peppermint scented steam towel on their face while giving a luxurious scalp massage.

And turns into pizza. I should make her cook rice more often.

This is the exact same way I make rice every time. And it works, every time.

My therapist simply wrote a note that I presented at the gate. My small, silent dog quietly slept in his kennel at my feet the entire flight. I suffer from extreme anxiety, and my best friend had just died back home (I was flying to the funeral) and had just been laid off from my job so I wasn’t certain if/when I’d be…

I guess I wouldn’t really care either way as long as the pet behaves itself. Of course, I’m not allergic to dogs; it might be hellish for someone to be stuck in an airplane next to something you’re allergic to.

I had completely forgotten about that. Good pull!

Tip I’ve learned in juicing lemons; cut lemons into wedges, squeeze as much juice as you can out of them, and then put the whole juiced lemons in the drink. After you've shaken the drink, strain it ( but not with a fine mesh strainer). Not only do you get more lemon juice from less lemons, you also get the lemon oil…

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.