So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

I feel kinda bad for Jesus for having to hear her go on about it for hours.

Bought her in September of 98. I was 19. 94 RX-7 PEP. Still with me till this day.

Growing up, my father used to take leftover turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes, mix em up, bread them, and make turkey croquettes topped with the Thanksgiving gravy. Highly recommended

We like to quarter our turkey before we cook it (Quarter+convection = 20 pound bird cooked in an hour), so we have a lot of turkey carcass before we even start cooking. I like to toss it all in the pressure cooker with an onion, carrots, and celery and let it go for the duration of the turkey roasting. When the turkey…

If you have a copy of Ratio handy, there's a whole section on stocks in there too. But it's really hard to make something unusable even if you just wing it.

Fair enough; makes sense.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

A thousand pardons, sir. However, I do believe you have made such a grievous error in judgement that my manner of speaking became just as questionable as your taste. The fine Boatswain Stout does surely ripple my rudders, if you follow.

Good sir, I do believe you misspoke. You said "false," when surely you meant "I disagree." (Yeah, the Boatswain are good value; I cook with the stout—12 ounces for the chili, 10 for the face, decent $2.29)

I know it's required in the state of New Jersey. Always fun (in the last few years of my last rental) to get a check for about a dollar in interest, or to get a notice that my rent for a month was a dollar or so cheaper.

Simple. A used $5000 Subaru, with $15k worth of work. That'll do.

I love my Impreza. I got mine brand new last December and aside from a few rattles here and there it hasn't put a foot wrong in almost a year. $20,500 for a Sport Premium 5-door. Bluetooth audio (which is the greatest thing ever), heated seats, all weather floor mats, cargo nets, roof rails. Sometimes I miss my Civic…

$75 each time, so $150 a month. Let me tell you: even if they only come once a month, oh my god, so worth it. Just for all that shit you say you're going to do but never do then you end up living in an episode of Hoarders (base boards, dusting the blinds, wiping down the walls, actually dusting cabinets, etc etc).

Am I allowed to reply? Have you tried making big vegetable (or non-vegetable) lasagna? Or something like eggplant rolletini or eggplant parm? Or a big ratatouille!

She probably likes mixing things, right? So you could give her a bowl with dry ingredients for the pie crust, or the pie filling ingredients, or cut-up vegetables for roasting and a measured amount of olive oil and salt and pepper. A press-in tart crust like this one would also give her a more finished product to show…

I nominate this for next year's evil week!

Simple. I kept living like a student. I stayed in the same apartment, drove the same car, didn't go on vacations, or buy anything extravagant. I paid down my loans in a little over three years doing that.

I went on a game show - The Hollywood Squares. Won a car & cash worth $32k (thanks to Coolio). Immediately sold the car, paid the extra income taxes, bought a laptop, and everything else went to pay off my student loans with one big check. No joke.

I'm so confused. :(