Thanks for that - I particularly enjoyed this paragraph:

For it to be a 2, it would have to be both upside down and inverted. Y'know, like Darren Rovell's head relative to his ass.

Yes, I still jailbreak for one reason and one reason only: f.lux.

I also don't understand because I can also eat the same type of food twice in one day, much less more than once a week. Which is why I usually don't veto anything.

Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.

I could eat pizza three meals a day, every day, for all eternity, and be perfectly satisfied. As long as I can change up the toppings. How could anyone say no to pizza?

I think the stop sign speaks for all of us.

Wow,that was straight from the heart...and bold. Kudos to Carter for taking a brave stance on the subject.

No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know…

He's flopping

I would strongly recommend that you never discuss any mental health concerns with RAs or Hall Directors, as many universities and colleges have mandatory reporting and mandatory psychiatric evaluations for any student who they deem unstable and/or a danger to themselves or others. In many cases, the lower level staff…

As someone who works at a university, I think Career Service offices don't get wide use. They can be helpful at connecting you with companies, internships, and just having professional development programs.

It's something people too often wait until too late to use.

Fuck you Deadspin. Who are you to mock the lifelong tradition and heritage of white men to be racially insensitive? Blackface is a time-honored tradition going all the way back to the good ol' days of 19th century, when things were better. 83% of black people have no problem with blackface. Stupid libturds getting…

Is that his child?! WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO HAVE A CHILD?!

If the value of the loan is small enough to be repaid by a free lunch, it's just better to ignore it and remember not to loan money to the person again.

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I never knew why sometimes it would cook way too fast or need completely variable amounts of water. I have been using ordinary corn meal, grits (don't ask), instant grits (I said don't ask) and the real by god coarse ground corn meal interchangeably. I had no idea it made such a big…

Throw in a good size hunk of gorgonzola, some parmesan, a pinch of crushed red pepper and a pinch of italian herbs. Lay it out on a sheet tray pop, it in the fridge and instead of cutting the sheet into bars or triangles to fry up(which is just godly delicious btw) use the full sheets of polenta as layers in polenta…

I love grits. Grits are great. I don't know if I'd say they're better than polenta, or that polenta is better than grits. They're both wonderful, and different, and have different uses.