That jump tho

Description of tip.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Along with The Price is Right, CHiPs was a favorite show of mine to watch when home sick from school.

Yeah, I really like this approach. My usual answer is, "Well, um, I work for a company that makes, um, veterinary diagnostics? And, uh, they have to be licensed by the USDA? I do that." *crickets*

Oh come on, don't act like bread soaked in bacon grease wouldn't be amazing (in moderation).

Concern Troll: [reads about Sams release]

Yes, well, that's fine, but he's not just another player. He's different from other players, because he's attempting to become the first openly gay player in the league.

Maybe it was a big deal for MLS, just nobody noticed because nobody gives a fuck.

Fuck you.

It's unfortunate because Michael Sam is attempting to become the first openly gay player in the NFL, something of enormous symbolic importance, and while no one wants him to be judged by anything but his merits as a football player, many sports fans were and are rooting for him to succeed.

Oh, fuck your mouth!

Ugh, I'm an idiot and misread the post. As penance I promise to start using fuck your mouth so it become slang and eventually a tiny little potty mouth child will actually say it after being doused with ice water.

Thanks for the added wisdom :)

"This staph is too long." — 2013 Buccaneers players

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

It does not sound like this woman should be traveling alone.