Clam paired with red? Pass.

Interviewer: [Lobs softball interview question.]

I don't know enough about boxing to agree or disagree with your opinions of Cus as trainer or as "father", but it does seem that many believe things were better for Tyson in all ways when Cus was alive. Thus, I don't know if I would call it glorification to examine their relationship.

PS: We're not sure what this is, but perhaps it belongs to you.

I know we've seen Adam LaRoche in a Sox jersey before, but Lincecum in Cards' gear is just weird.

I like Belgium, but I'm not quite as sure about their chances for a deep Copa run for the simple reason that it takes more than just a generation of talent to do well. It takes experience in terms of seasoning, confidence, and maturity of team concept: take Portugal the last couple of years, they aren't any more…

Rumor: May have a dick.

Assuming I'm right about who the LW meant, I want to hang with Sean Doolittle just to ask him about the "Reverse Ankiel" his career is taking. He was a very good college pitcher drafted to hit and is now pitching pretty damn well. So wild.

Following Homer's fall, attendees heard one long sound, followed by two shorter ones.

That was Busch league.

Hey fun boys, get a room.

Hodor scored in the 30s on the Wonderlic.

"'Aemon Targaryen', what kind of name is that?"

First pick was the result of the strategy "Blow for Snow".

So...he's Buffy then?

Tiki Barber sure has a lot of free time these days...

Hey, where'd Quentin go?

Careful, too many screw-ins might ruin that turf.