You can acknowledge, rightly, that listing it as a line-item instead of just integrating it into the food prices is a nasty way for restaurant owners to turn their customers against their own employees.

At least he fights for his teammates instead of against them.

If he didn’t do it, we’d be hearing, “He doesn’t play the game right, he’s not hard-nosed, he doesn’t care about the game, he’s not a player.” All the code we get about those little white guys who “hustle” and “do all the little things.”

“He’ll do it too! And all because he thinks your song didn’t belong on a Batman soundtrack.” -Seal

Onan's Razor

Rooney eats it.

Kiss my azimuth.

Map + data > map alone

This is how legends are made.

Everyone thought they’d only last a single game, but it looks like they may well keep going for eight.

Tomorrow night the back of the poor fellow’s uniform will just say “Lee.”

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”

This is the greatest Simpsons episode ever.

I’m going to play the city/state-funded stadium contrarian here (to which someone should feel free to cite endless studies in objection which I will never read) and say that DC has played its stadium and funding cards pretty well and to good effect. I believe Abe Pollin paid for the Verizon Center entirely, although…

Richard Sherman Explains Why Players Shouldn’t Trust The NFL

All the things the lawyers and brands see fit to print.