The reactions of the fans behind the plate are priceless as well.

CC's "pitcher-to-belly-itcher" ratio is not something to write home about.

First time one of Jerry's kids with muscular problems brutally murdered someone. This year's telethon will be very different.

"But Eathyn [Manumaleuna], Jherremya [Leuta-Douyere], think of the savings!"

Leaving 11 other Ohioans behind is his signature move.

No snark, just interesting fact, but THAT Bowzer is a Columbia grad and works to help the original members of doo-wop groups their just recognition and royalties.

Runes? Þat's silly. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9E

The pride of Alabama is Fjord Tough!

Clarke also foresaw the Steinbrenners' attempts to micromanage. When third base coach Dave Winfield put on the sign for a squeeze, he imagines Hal saying "I can't let you do that, Dave."

To be fair, the view from these seats is a bit tainted; namely, Phil Cuzzi's.

I've given up complaining about poor punctuation and Capitalization on Twitter. Gotta keep my Taipei personality in check.

And here I thought Chief Wahoo was an abomination.

Sean Penn looks pissed.

Spelling matters people! This is not the shitty deserter attendees often see in the "Crawford Boxes".

superb

I'm a Nats fan, but he was Bottom 15 in BB/9 last year among qualified starters. Just hoping it improves.

It's so true how owners are like their pets; in this case, both suffer shitty outings due to walks.

It's more impressive when you consider that in his 30 seconds alotted to perform the dunk, he MADE that giant novelty shoe, then tried to dunk over it.

The mysterious Cuban balls are like Dominican balls, just hand-rolled on the thighs of virgins.

+1 sun shining on my face